by KeatonDizzle March 26, 2007
Friend: ah gowan do it
Me: No! Sorry boi but I can't
Friend: ah do it for the crack lad!
Me: alright then ill give it a go!
Me: No! Sorry boi but I can't
Friend: ah do it for the crack lad!
Me: alright then ill give it a go!
by Jay McEv November 17, 2019
by Redcloudstrife May 02, 2016
When two males slap the tips of their penises together in a “high five” type manner; usually to express mutual approval or to congratulate, but sometimes to close a deal.
Wanna make it official and crack tips?
No way dude... it’s already done. We cracked tips last night.
I really like your new car! .... crack tips?
Nice bullseye! (tips being cracked)
No way dude... it’s already done. We cracked tips last night.
I really like your new car! .... crack tips?
Nice bullseye! (tips being cracked)
by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 18, 2019
A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
by lyssa89 June 23, 2014
Crappy Crack is when you have wiped your ass after taking a crap earlier in the day.. As a result you spread your crap higher in your crack. When you use the toilet a second time you find that you have left a skid mark on the back of the toilet seat.
You have swamp and gremlin ass and you wiped it higher in your ass crack and you sit down on the toilet seat and leave a crappy crack (toilet seat skid mark).
by MAC1 August 21, 2006