Escambia county

A place of mystery, the only place in north Florida where old people know how to drive. The true Florida stereotypes live there, AVOID IF YOU HAVE REGARD FOR YOUR OWN LIFE. Weed is easy to get if you don’t act like a tard and say some dumb shit like “is this shit even good?” The answer will either be a 45 In your face or a beating because “how dare you ask such a stupid fucking question?” People there are either friendly, rude, or keep to themselves (because they are involved in a crime syndicate). They have rednecks (the type that will teach you how to build a nuke in your backyard), stoners (like hitting three gravity bongs in rapid succession type of stoner) there are gators and rattlesnakes. Don’t make the yankee mistake and try to pick up a Eastern diamondback (It doesn’t want to be your friend).

And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.

Person1: I’m going to escambia county.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.

by anonymous February 7, 2023

Dubb-county

st.lucie county florida.
where the finest ladies live.
and the fliest guys stay.

speaker 1: you wanna get laid tonight?
speaker 2: you wanna get laid by the finest ladies?
speaker 1: hell yeah.
speaker 2: then we gotta go to Dubb-county.

by Casanova123456788 November 26, 2009

P county

Pinellas county in Florida. Where the hick-gangster hybrids live. Also the easiest place for a 14 year old to score lsd and mdma

"Damn g I was gonna go to mobil on highland but its almost 12 at night and I don't feel like talking to any meth heads tonight, cant get a break in p county"

by Jit not jhit weirdos February 23, 2021

Wakulla County

A very small redneck community, just south of NoWhere. The only things to do in Wakulla are to go huntin', fishin', and sometimes hangin out at the local Walmart. Wakulla is not receptive of the nerdier types, but the social classes of teenagers generally accept whores and/or sluts. Seriously, if you value your virginity don't come here.

Wakulla County- home to everything you want to avoid.

by Amelia Cumberbatch July 20, 2011

Johnson County

Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.

That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.

by cole April 17, 2005

orange counties

a slang term for the drug oxycontin.

Hey whats up with them Orange counties?

by magicmark April 3, 2007

fairfield county

According to a recent report the lower coastal section is richest region in America. This uptight, horrible area has towns like New Canaan, Westport and Darien where the cops pull you over for anything. Homes under 2.5M are nothing special and just look like regular homes. The place isnt normal!

dont move here unless you want to compete with everyone about who has more

by get me outta heree May 8, 2005