squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".

"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"

by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016

Squat cobbler

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.

Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.

by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016

Perfect Couple

Two people who love each other

Colton and Alyssa are the perfect couple! They're so cute!

by BabyCakes7764 May 24, 2016

holiday couple

A couple who only dates for thanksgiving through New Years. Simply so they aren't lonely during the holidays. They you may also date during these months to avoid looking like a loser when their relatives ask if they are seeing anyone.

Guy 1: Hey are Jessica and tom for real dude?

Guy 2: Nah man they're only a holiday couple
Guy 1: Thats fuckin stupid man.

by Aaron Simons November 14, 2016

Perfect Couple

A perfect couple is made of people that are automatically attracted to each other.Looking at the definition of the names Dylan and Tevia they would make an automatic attraction.Dylan and Seinna is not something that would work. Seinna has the great first impression but in the end will be your worst nightmare. If your names matches then find a person with the other name and attempt to date them. Tevia is a kind and amazing person so she could make a perfect couple with anyone but the example names work even better together.

They are such a perfect couple

by The one who tells truth only July 3, 2017

ham cobbler

when you make up a type of baked good that coincidentally sounds like a sex thing

What should I bake next? A ham cobbler!

by S-money and Kezzurp April 20, 2018

Semi couple

Partners who are not yet cannon(official) and theyre parents dont know what theyre doing but they do some stuff real couples would do.

Person 1: "are they together?"
Person 2: "no they are just semi couple, but theyre madly in love"

by Mackenzie Diamandis June 9, 2018