Coach joe

Old Vietnam veteran with a little bit of ptsd. He will yell at you for no reason and say shit like “lacrosse is a physical sport”. He will also teach you the most pointless things in your life.

Coach joe “If he keeps getting hit in the nuts he’ll be shooting blanks”

by Bomb squad boyz March 26, 2019

Coachella Taco

A girl that came back from Coachella with a vagina infected by herpes. Also a stage 1 blue waffle.

Yo, I almost had a Coachella Taco!

by Dr. Muerto April 26, 2019

Coach Daddy Ball

When the common phenomenon of the coach favors his kid over others at the detriment of the team. His kid always needs to be the star.

Coach Daddy Ball’s (the offensive coordinator) son plays quarterback all the time. (“Don’t hit my quarterback!”)

by Mama baller September 24, 2019

Coach Stumon

The ultimate dance move that a dad uses to disappear. The Coach Stumon Move is such a hard dance move that only men can dance it with ought messing up.

Your friend: Look your dad just pulled a coach Stumon!
You: Dad?

by Coach Stumon September 26, 2019

Coach Joyce

A fat fuck how has no life and bullies and rapes kid for the CURRAHE way.

Coach Joyce gets his bear claws and rapes me

by i eat penis as a snack October 2, 2019

Coach Rod

A buck but sometime really annoying ngl

Coach rod is a buck

by Hugh anhus February 25, 2020

Conalism

When someone abruptly leaves a what's app group due to fake coronavirus symptoms.

Conalism was rife on WhatsApp yesterday.

by Conalcorona April 13, 2020