Cole masturabtion is where the famous cole will master the bation, he will first chop the long stick into multiple pieces while doing some karate moves "HUTAHHHHHHH" he will often moan and groan during this strange but unique ritual, once the stick is chopped up he will throw it into the hot boiling milkshake, he will most likely miss but should at least get once sliced up price into it, once he has successfully done this he will start to float and fancily sip a cup of coffee, once the boiling process has finished he will fall from he air, cracking his neck causing him to die, one of his sons will come out from no where and sprinkle cum ((or more commonly known as sudioshiestamakoletes)) all over his body, but before this he will be striped nude.
Jerry: omg, have you see cole masturbation?
Shelissa: *moans intensely* that was so hot!
Jerry: I think I just turned gay.
Shelissa: *moans intensely* that was so hot!
Jerry: I think I just turned gay.
by Have some dick mate July 02, 2017
The most inbred person on the planet. His cock will make you jump back of how its so big. Also another word for autism.
Girl 1: I heard cole chapman's cock killed 3 girls last night!
Girl 2: I wish cole chapman would punish me with his cock...
Girl 2: I wish cole chapman would punish me with his cock...
by jimstrong2314 March 07, 2017
Wow, look at the positively wondrous man.
-Classic Cole Hester, am I right?
- Totally! He’s so honest, easy to talk to, and down to adventure!
-Classic Cole Hester, am I right?
- Totally! He’s so honest, easy to talk to, and down to adventure!
by Notchester June 30, 2021
Cole Scott is a country boy
by COUNTRYBOYCOLE August 15, 2019
by urmomgaeforme August 28, 2021
Someone whomsmt has an inability to succeed in fantasy sports and poker, and cannot dance hip whilst under the influence
by Mr Robert January 08, 2020
by 2013GSXR July 05, 2017