Coffee Bag

When you t-bag a man and/or a woman and shit on their chest.

I beasted on Gabby when I gave her a coffee bag.

by Prof. Nillian October 29, 2008

Coffee bomb

Toilet paper rapped in a cylinder around your hand roughly 20 times then the ends rolled in it. Take it and place the bottom at a angle with one side on the wall so it can get air and light it from the bottom. It will burn for roughly 50 seconds without smoke. If you saved the coffee from breakfast in your milk carton you can place it over the flame and heat up said coffee.

A way of heating things inside a building without smoke.

I saved my coffee and a slice of Ham from breakfast so tonight when we joist out on that all night flight I have shit to cook on the Coffee bomb

by Dapaperman June 3, 2017

coffee stains

The stains left in your underwear after unleashing a wet fart

The bean soup I ate for lunch gave me coffee stains.

by Joe Z January 9, 2007

Coffee Ecstasy

The Most Sexy band on the face of the... Universe. And Sexy. And everyone in it is Sexy. And a pimp. If there was a word other than pimp that meant a pimp, it would be Coffee Ecstasy. Though that is 2 words. Shut up before I blind you with our sexy good looks.

SexyMan1: My favorite band is Coffee Ecstasy
SexyMan2: DAMN! They are so hot!
Carmen Electra: I made out with everyone in Coffee Ecstasy!
Jesus: I Heart Coffee Ecstasy!
Allah: Me 2!
Buddah: Fo Sho!
Ghaneesha: I love to look at their sexy tight buns.

by The most Sexy man ever. August 18, 2008

Coffee Cup

A slang term on the streets for a females vagina.

Dude, check it out. that girls coffee cup is so visible right now.

by BlackKidd August 10, 2008

Coffee with a friend

What you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend when you are going to meet your secret lover.

Girlfriend - "Where are you going?""

Boyfriend - "I'm going to have coffee with a friend."

Girlfriend - "Okay, have fun."

by JGR llll September 27, 2008

Coffee ninja

(n) One who secretly steals the first cup of coffee from a fresh pot, even though he wasn't the one who made it, thereby circumventing the "first dibs" rule granted to he who made said pot of coffee.

Damn coffee ninja! I just made that pot and I was really looking forward to having the first cup!

by Handsom Rob aka Big Poppa April 10, 2010