click bait

A fake promise where you want one thing and get another (The internet rn essentially)

Youtube
How to make blueberry pie
You Finally found a recipe
*Plays video of lady showing her double deckers*
Oh... this is click bait.... *unzip es pant*

by UmmOkTy December 27, 2016

Click-bitch

One who subtly or shamelessly self promotes their website.

That guy monetized his comments on my blog post. He's a real click-bitch.

by OneThirdNerd November 27, 2017

Right click victim

People who's NFT got stolen is calling themselves amongst other things right click victims.

Dude, my NFT got stolen, please help me, iam a right click victim.

by Herobattler June 12, 2022

click-wrong

Click-wrong is when you are commenting or liking things on facebook and you click-wrong ending up with random gifs or inappropriate emoji reactions.

Omg I can't believe I just did a click-wrong on a post about a funeral - i swear i did not mean to click the laughing emoji.

Commenter 1: why do you keep commenting with weird gifs?

Commenter 2: ugh I don't mean to it's another click-wrong!

by Braindrops October 18, 2018

click attender

Someone who claims to go to a specific event by clicking the "Attending" button on Facebook but never shows up when the actual event takes place. An easy way for one to pretend having a busy social life while actually staying home watching Netflix all time, and a great annoyance to the host of said event.

"Hey, I see you're going to John's party tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just click attending."

"Don't count on Alicia to show up, she's just a click attender"

by ChippieBW November 28, 2016

clicked a pen

An idiom, generally used when referring to teachers, describes when a person looks extremely mad at someone else or yourself, and they (in their head) "click a pen", ready to write someone up, or explode on the offender later.

Did you see the way Mr. Rogers was looking at me? He totally just clicked a pen in his head.

by BlockBusterNG February 25, 2022

Click Type Enter

The three things you did to get here.

"To search something simply click type enter!"

by TransPanCapybara December 31, 2023