The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm
The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild
by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023
Get the The Classic Moldovan Wormmug. A drink that rots your teeth and should be banned but it makes a lot of money for the corrupt government so they won't ban it.
by Weal donald twump August 2, 2017
Get the coca cola classicmug. A move, holding a fair amount of situational irony, that is so stupid you pull it off. Similar connotation as an epic fail.
Classic Haley Move would include but is not limited to
-Forgetting your I.D. for the airport the day after you turn 18 while traveling to visit a college.
-Getting a really bad sunburn the day before you take your driver's test, but you fail your driver's test because you hit a cone, and your tomato of a face doesn't have to be on a piece of plastic that identifies you for the next 5 years.
-Applying to Stanford
-Attending a mother of all baby showers convention for the fake sister you are supposed to be buying gifts for just to eat food, and then feel out of place because you are not pregnant so you conceive a food baby.
-Forgetting your I.D. for the airport the day after you turn 18 while traveling to visit a college.
-Getting a really bad sunburn the day before you take your driver's test, but you fail your driver's test because you hit a cone, and your tomato of a face doesn't have to be on a piece of plastic that identifies you for the next 5 years.
-Applying to Stanford
-Attending a mother of all baby showers convention for the fake sister you are supposed to be buying gifts for just to eat food, and then feel out of place because you are not pregnant so you conceive a food baby.
by halepaleisanoffspringofawhale November 24, 2017
Get the Classic Haley Movemug. by _CheekClapper_69 April 29, 2019
Get the Good Ol' Classicmug. An unfortunate instance in which you're in the heat of the moment with a significant other, yet can't get erect.
by ViagaraMan420 July 8, 2017
Get the Kansas City Classicmug. by Bean2017altoids December 2, 2017
Get the Classic white girlmug. The act of using badass songs, oldies but goodies, to increase the awesomeness of a scene or montage.
Examples of classic rock whoredom include:
1. Carry on Wayward Son - Kansas (Supernatural, Anchorman)
2. Dream On - Aerosmith (Argo, Dead or Alive 2 Ultimate)
3. Pretty much any song by AC/DC (Iron Man, Supernatural)
4. Baba O'Riley - The Who (The Girl Next Door)
5. Don't Stop Believing - Journey (pretty much every fucking thing you've ever watched)
6. Under Pressure - Queen (honestly, where haven't you heard this song?)
1. Carry on Wayward Son - Kansas (Supernatural, Anchorman)
2. Dream On - Aerosmith (Argo, Dead or Alive 2 Ultimate)
3. Pretty much any song by AC/DC (Iron Man, Supernatural)
4. Baba O'Riley - The Who (The Girl Next Door)
5. Don't Stop Believing - Journey (pretty much every fucking thing you've ever watched)
6. Under Pressure - Queen (honestly, where haven't you heard this song?)
by IndigoPhoenix21 August 20, 2013
Get the classic rock whoredommug.