Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 11, 2011

penis clap

When a man violently swings his penis and makes a clapping sound against his thighs.

I heard John can penis clap for a minute straight!

by bobbycat December 06, 2016

octopus clap

When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.

ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap

by cheeseytaconight February 24, 2014

clapped wasteman

(Willyam Speight) To have no reason for living, and thinks they are the best when in reality they are trash

Will is a clapped wasteman

by Mqajere February 26, 2018

Death Clap

A fart so powerful it hurts. A fart that makes your ass clap.

Jane: “oh man I farted so hard it was like a death clap!”

by Bookie Finger October 12, 2023

uwu clap

When something is so kawaii that it deserves a round of applause. Can also be used ironically to describe a situation that was not cute at all in order to mitigate it. Used similarly to ez clap.

I think I just failed my math test, uwu clap!

by jdotson January 24, 2019

Hella clapped

When someone is wearing a very ugly shirt or someones face

Joe:My god ,what is that face.Looked like he just had a plastic surgery fail!

Bill:Nah man he was looking Hella clapped already when he was born.

OR

Kayla:*comes out of room*

John:Oh golly gosh you looking Hella clapped with that drip.

by Man who made this September 04, 2021