An expletive used to gain the immediate attention of all Christians within earshot. It also works on non-Christians but usually gets a more humerous response. If children are present just drop "fucking" from the phrase.
"Christ on a fucking bloody cross! You can hear those Christians tapping their tambourines all the way over here!"
"Did you fuck that up again, Mr Christian? Christ on a fucking bloody cross!"
"Did you fuck that up again, Mr Christian? Christ on a fucking bloody cross!"
by Jon & Ian November 8, 2007
Get the Christ On A Fucking Bloody Crossmug. by jeffbo April 29, 2009
Get the jesus tap dancing christmug. A reason to shout out this word is..To be in utter Dismay, to see something so insanely intense, You'll shit bricks for a week, Handicapping you to walk like you have a dildo shoved up your ass.
Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Little Sally: Hiya Little Billy!
Little Billy: Hey Sally!
*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*
Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!
*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
Little Billy: Hey Sally!
*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*
Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!
*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
by PwnCakez November 8, 2009
Get the Jesus Tap Dancing Christmug. by victor kung October 30, 2010
Get the jesus titty fucking christmug. A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.
by Tom Ali August 21, 2006
Get the Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christmug. Otherwise known as the Christmastree Shop, where people go to buy a bunch of cheap, useless crap to fill their pack-ratty homes. "Don't you just love a bargain?" No, if fact, I do not.
Wow, Sam! What are all these plastic flower arrangements and off-season holiday decorations?
Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.
Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.
by perplexiglass December 25, 2009
Get the Christ-more-shit Shopmug. Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."
Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021
Get the The second coming of Jesus Christmug.