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jude check

when some ignorant jewish kid tries to bully a german kid. instead of the german kid vibe checking the kid, he instead says "JUDE CHECK!" and then shoots him with a luger pistol.
some jewish kid, "haha german kid you have nazi ancestors!"
german kid, "JUDE CHECK!"
some jewish kid, "ohh noo!"
then the german shoots jew
by a grammar nazi (Valkcrier) November 25, 2019
mugGet the jude checkmug.

Perimeter Check

An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.
Diarrhea oftentimes calls for a perimeter check.
by cmgc July 15, 2020
mugGet the Perimeter Checkmug.

Clam-check

A nut-check but for a female.
Jose deserves a clam-check
by Anne.me January 17, 2008
mugGet the Clam-checkmug.

Check Edline

Dude, me and Jane checked edline last night. It was epic!

Dude I've always wanted to check edline, but last night was the first time I actually did!
by Lax_Bro69 June 12, 2011
mugGet the Check Edlinemug.

Fact Check

An attempt to set the public narrative about what is true by framing individual's or organization's words in either a positive or negative light. Fact checks use labels such as "mostly true" and "mostly false" to frame equivalent statements in a positive or negative light depending on who made them. They also assume implications and intent of the speaker to frame technically correct statements as inaccurate in that the fact checker's own assumed implications were incorrect. When all else fails they use "missing context" to ignore the accuracy of the statement and interject related information to distract from it.
PolitiFact: "We've fact checked Ron Paul's statement about federal income tax being zero before 1913 as half true. There was one for a 10 year period a half century earlier after all"
Critic: "Didn't you fact check an equivalent statement by Jim Web as mostly true though? Oh wait. He's a democrat, isn't he?"
PolitiFact: ;)
by JassAMan April 30, 2023
mugGet the Fact Checkmug.

retina check

When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.
John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.
by mrretina February 1, 2020
mugGet the retina checkmug.

Cake Check

It is when you grab/slap someone’s ass or their “cake”
by Cakechecker February 11, 2020
mugGet the Cake Checkmug.

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