homeless cereal

Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.

"Hey, the homeless cereal is 2 cents cheaper per ounce than the Cheerios. Let's get that!"

by Cheeriho May 12, 2021

Opening ceremony

When you have to lube a finger and put it in your ass before using it.

I have to commence an opening ceremony before I shit or it will tear me apart.

by Ophinaut October 7, 2021

Poop cereal

When you pee and poop at the same time.

Omg, while I was peeing, what I thought was a fart, ended up being poop. It was like I was peeing on top of my poop. Total poop cereal.

by Lisa g unit November 18, 2021

Logansport Cereal

fruity pebbles marinated in milk overnight. A frequent delicacy of kids in logansport with single moms

Hey babe that was a great dinner! I have some great logansport cereal that’s been sitting overnight for desert.

by Cessna pilot 727 May 2, 2022

mastithesis cerebrum

The Right Lateral Hemisphere, Dominant half of the cerebrum,is the upper, front portion of the brain connected by the corpus callosum, which is a large bundle of nerve fibers. Is for visual and intuitive processing,immediate relationship with physical bodies (our own as well as others) and external reality as represented by the senses, a relationship that makes it the mediator, the first and last stop, of all experience.

The dominant hemisphere within the brain, Is called the "Mastithesis Cerebrum".

by Random C. Roberts December 21, 2022

Custom cereal

Wen u have cookies in a bowl of milk and mush it up like cereal

I made my own cereal called custom cereal

by Mr jeeper900 March 23, 2023

Shabbos cereal

A sugary cereal that your parents didn’t let you eat during the week and was reserved for Shabbos morning.

Yossi went shopping with his mother at Seven Mile Market on Thursday to chose Fruity Pebbles as his Shabbos cereal.

by D-Train312 June 29, 2023