coffee shit

the urgent daily ritual of emptying one’s bowel after two cups of the magic morning liquid.

I just finished my second cup and I really need to take a coffee shit right fucking now

by Vesla June 26, 2022

CoffeeChips

Combination of Coffee and Chips. Also can be referred as rare nickname, or internet name.

Hey is your name CoffeeChips by any chance?
Yes! I am very big fan of Coffee and Chips (i've been hold hostage by halisi for 9 years please help me)

by david.nin October 19, 2022

Caffeinectomy

The abrupt and painful removal of all sources of caffeine from one's life, resulting in withdrawal symptoms akin to a person who has lost all meaning in their existence.

After realizing the detrimental effects of excessive caffeine consumption, John decided to undergo a caffeinectomy. Now, he wanders through life in a perpetual state of tiredness, questioning the purpose of his existence with every yawn.

by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

European Coffee Break

A long, elegant pause in a European workers day in which he consumes coffee or tea, depending on the time of day.

He had a European coffee break. He had a long, enjoyable coffee break. He must of thought he was in Europe.

by gunitthug January 24, 2011

pirate coffee

A coffee mug filled with straight dark rum. Not to be confused with actual coffee.

person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.

*laugh track*

by 0men October 8, 2011

titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.

Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.

by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015

Fisting Coffee

A provocative way to get caffeine into one's system, usually involving the thrusting of both fists aggressively and suddenly into a bag of coffee beans to begin the brewing process.

Joe enjoyed fisting coffee in the morning.

by NapoleonPotato October 18, 2016