cactus

A funny word to say at people.

Hey Radio Talkshow man, Cactus! Hahaha!

by Adam Corolla October 8, 2003

cactus

taking the cactus or getting the cactus, term for somone riding your ass, or getting f***ed in the ass

My boss has been giving me the cactus all day.

by KevCan January 5, 2010

cactapus

The little guys on top of the buildings that are inflatable and there arms and legs go everywhere.

Did u see that cactapus on that builiding up there?

by katieandchans April 26, 2006

cactuar

Something akin to tequila

Dude, that was like swallowing a cactuar.

by Kei October 17, 2003

Cactus

A bar in the bottom of a Mexican restaurant named Manana that serves moderately priced mixed drinks to underage kids.
A nice place to get wasted. The owner is a shady looking Paki guy.

Should we go to Cactus tonight and get fucked up?
Hell yes.

by Kate M. April 16, 2008

Cactus Legs

That shitty feeling when you come home from the bar, and you realized you haven't shaved in 2 months and 3 days.

Julia - Karen, holy fuck look at your legs!!
Karen - Thats why that dude kept staring at me. I had cactus legs!
Julia - Thats fucking awful.

by imdunkirk October 23, 2017

cactus-ing

the act of loving your girlfriend.

I'm cactus-ing my girlfriend.

by SupDaniii March 30, 2010