Muff Cabbage

(Ma'garbage)

1. It's a Jersey thing.

2. It's a Jersey thing.

3. A hairy vagina.

Honey this is the third hair ball I coughed up this week, you really should trim your muff cabbage.

by Roberto is Pro October 17, 2010

Cabbage Patch Stalker

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009

benadryl cabbage patch

another name for Benedict Cumberbatch

person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange

by notspiderman December 9, 2016

mad stacks of cabbage

Lots of money

"Bossman told me to hit the bricks. All good tho, I'm sittin' on mad stacks of cabbage over here"

by irieite August 26, 2011

Muff Cabbage

Jersey shore slang for vagina, used as an insult towards women.

You're a f*cking muff cabbage!

by P Banger October 16, 2010

Cabbage patch silky

When you leave on a perm(hair straightener, ie...soft sheen)too long. And your hair becomes very straight and thin, like the fake silky doll hair of a cabbage patch doll.

HOT like the perm on the back of your neck
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)

by Ol Gurl March 18, 2009

Hot Ass and Cabbage

The distinct odor left in a room after people have been having sex in it - particularly sweaty, nasty, after a twelve hour workday sex. The smell is evocative of ass sweat and the distinct funky perfume which emanates during the process of boiling cabbage.

"Aaawww, what the... ?!? It smells like Hot Ass and Cabbage up in this piece."

Said to significant other when they come home after a long day of work: "Phew, baby why don't you go take a shower before we get busy - I don't want my sheets to be stinkin' like Hot Ass and Cabbage."

by - Chaka - November 10, 2008