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Cocaine Promises

She/he told me she would pay my bills off cocaine promises
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Cocaine Fat

A definition of obesity which involves consumption of cocaine in massive amounts. It involves profuse sweating through layer of clothing.
My dad told me the round, sweaty comedian we just met was gonna die soon. He said he was “cocaine fat, be glad you met him.”
by The JBZ June 27, 2021
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Cocaine

It is a drug
Cocaine- a drug

Don't do drugs kids.
by I am the new Cum Master January 15, 2021
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Cocaine Capitalism

A type of capitalism usually advocated for by Libertarians that involves the legalization and marketization of traditionally illegal or illicit goods or services such as prostitution and cocaine.
*refills the freedom crack-pipe* Man, I can’t believe cocaine capitalism is a real thing that people believe in.
by Unquestionably Burdensome February 15, 2024
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Cocaine Cuck

a person who purchases the merchandise, but can’t partake and watches everyone else toot in front of him and enjoys it
A friend bought cocaine for his buddies party but since he is a cuck, watches them for enjoyment instead of doing it himself. Hence we call him a cocaine cuck
by Jonny bananas July 24, 2025
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cocaine

the living embodiment of happiness vaccinated kids your mom and Nicklaus cage.
hay you whant to go do some cocaine after school

sorry im anti vax
by andthatshowimetyourmother February 26, 2019
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cocaine

cocaine love
by rtfguyjh February 11, 2022
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