by Lies told on true assumptions April 24, 2024
Get the Cocaine Promisesmug. A definition of obesity which involves consumption of cocaine in massive amounts. It involves profuse sweating through layer of clothing.
My dad told me the round, sweaty comedian we just met was gonna die soon. He said he was “cocaine fat, be glad you met him.”
by The JBZ June 27, 2021
Get the Cocaine Fatmug. It is a drug
by I am the new Cum Master January 15, 2021
Get the Cocainemug. A type of capitalism usually advocated for by Libertarians that involves the legalization and marketization of traditionally illegal or illicit goods or services such as prostitution and cocaine.
*refills the freedom crack-pipe* Man, I can’t believe cocaine capitalism is a real thing that people believe in.
by Unquestionably Burdensome February 15, 2024
Get the Cocaine Capitalismmug. a person who purchases the merchandise, but can’t partake and watches everyone else toot in front of him and enjoys it
A friend bought cocaine for his buddies party but since he is a cuck, watches them for enjoyment instead of doing it himself. Hence we call him a cocaine cuck
by Jonny bananas July 24, 2025
Get the Cocaine Cuckmug. by andthatshowimetyourmother February 26, 2019
Get the cocainemug. 