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Zac Brown Band

Country Music at it's best! Wonderfully talented artist who sings about Georgia and various other things that a true southerner can relate to. A must listen to for all.
Zac Brown Band sings,"You know I like my chicken fried, cold beer on a Friday night, pair of jeans that fit just right and my radio up!"
Zac Brown Band by Sugar_Britches October 16, 2008

brown cow stunning 

originally coined by Monique Heart on Rupaul’s Drag Race season 10, brown cow stunning means something is extra gorgeous. extra stunning.
person one: so how was the movie?
person two: it was amazing, brown cow stunning!

Brownstone 

Guns 'n Roses - Mr. Brownstone
Brownstone by Peter22222223 January 22, 2010

Brown Lasso 

(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.
Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
Brown Lasso by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Gordon Brown 

Fat dickhead who's the prime minister of Britain who needs to be shot.
Hey, save some of Gordon Brown's flab for me!
Gordon Brown by BigT 747 January 2, 2009

Angry Brown Spider 

A colloquial expression used for the anus and sphincter, taken collectively and most often, in the context of pending or on-going sexual activity, such as anal sex or rimming. It is often abbreviated simply as "ABS" in the interest of brevity.

Even with slight, random muscle control over the anus, when said anus is viewed by an observer / sexual partner, the anus resembles the body of the spider. Moreover, the wrinkled folds of skin surrounding the anus ( or pucker) lend the appearance of an arachnid's limbs (i.e. a spider's legs) flailing about.

Naturally, said "arachnid" legs are thought to be moving in anger as the anus goes through various degrees of relaxation or tension, with the anger being a reaction to the threat of imminent exploitation that the anus is likely to experience at the hands of another participant.

Although the term is usually applied to women it may be used for men as well.
Did I tell you about that chick I slept with at the party last night? Turns out that she was BIG into anal, so she showed me her angry brown spider...and as I slipped it into her brown, she gasped but then told me to 'take her soul'.