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matt bottom

A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"
Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"

Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015
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e bottom

An e-girl or e-boy being bottom
"Who do you simp for dude ?" said Jack
"Some e bottom" replied Jacques
"E girl or E boy" asked Jack
"Both dude" answered Jacques
by Nmystere69 February 11, 2021
mugGet the e bottommug.

Bottom Threeder

A person on the TV show American Idol who is frequently in the bottom three, but somehow stays on the show.
Jacob Lusk is the biggest bottom threeder and i don't know who keeps voting for him.
by idolhater June 14, 2011
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Boom bottom

All the boys on the street would gawk at her boom bottom as she walked by!
by Kathleen Reyer June 15, 2018
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Rose bottom

This is when your have anal sex with a women so hard that her ass is red and sore.
Jamie banged Bella so hard she had rose bottom
by Jellybelly7893 July 21, 2016
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bisquit bottom

The dimply gelatinous flesh found immediately below the edge of a too tight bathing suit bottom. Found in close proximity to a muffin top!
Wow, look at the bisquit bottom on that girl. All that's missing is the gravy...
by Beta Humor May 3, 2013
mugGet the bisquit bottommug.

Bottom Bitch

A bottom bitch is someone’s main woman. Typically, a pimp or dude’s “ride or die”. She’s his favorite, biggest money maker, most liked, not necessarily the hottest, but often is, & the most loyal. Unlike comparing it to a pyramid, more like the foundation, the base of the pyramid.
She’s my bottom bitch. ? Lol. Don’t know an example.
by AutRenee September 3, 2021
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