A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"
Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015
Get the matt bottommug. "Who do you simp for dude ?" said Jack
"Some e bottom" replied Jacques
"E girl or E boy" asked Jack
"Both dude" answered Jacques
"Some e bottom" replied Jacques
"E girl or E boy" asked Jack
"Both dude" answered Jacques
by Nmystere69 February 11, 2021
Get the e bottommug. A person on the TV show American Idol who is frequently in the bottom three, but somehow stays on the show.
by idolhater June 14, 2011
Get the Bottom Threedermug. by Kathleen Reyer June 15, 2018
Get the Boom bottommug. by Jellybelly7893 July 21, 2016
Get the Rose bottommug. The dimply gelatinous flesh found immediately below the edge of a too tight bathing suit bottom. Found in close proximity to a muffin top!
by Beta Humor May 3, 2013
Get the bisquit bottommug. A bottom bitch is someone’s main woman. Typically, a pimp or dude’s “ride or die”. She’s his favorite, biggest money maker, most liked, not necessarily the hottest, but often is, & the most loyal. Unlike comparing it to a pyramid, more like the foundation, the base of the pyramid.
by AutRenee September 3, 2021
Get the Bottom Bitchmug.