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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.
"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.
"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"
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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.
"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.
"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"
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by scodder August 07, 2010
Immediately after you finish a blumpkin, while her lips are still on your cock, wipe your 2-hole in a back to front motion so that you get a chunk of dung on her chin; thus looking like abraham lincolns bearded chin.
by cheif stink-finger July 29, 2008
a dumpkin blumpkin is combination of receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a crap. after you finish cumming inside the mouth of the lucky male or female you take their head and dunk it up and down in your fecal matter. this sexual move usually works best with the beer shits or any kind of diarhea for that matter. once finished with the dunkin of the partner usually a hasty exaunt is quite necessary.
Because the party was extremely crowded Willma and Dan went to the restroom to hook up. Dan sat down on the toilet in order to comfortably receive a blowjob; little did Willma know what was in store for her. Dan began shitting uncontrollably at the same time he ejaculated into her mouth. After ejaculating in her mouth Dan in a diarrhea induced rage then forcefully pushed her head in and out of the diarrhea ridden toilet bowl. Dan is such a badass because he gave Willma a dunkin blumpkin and didn't go to prison.
by dsimmer September 03, 2009
by Waqas, Chris, David May 16, 2006
When a guy gets a good-ole fashion blumkin and he gets a surpise. Unknown to the blumkinner or blumkinee an evil asshole has saran-wrapped the toilet seat, thus the "SURPRISE!"
What the fuck! Yesteday my girlfriend finally agrees to give me a blumkin and I ended up with a blumpkin surprise. Let's just say shit hit the fan-ny.
by gradeAwoody October 26, 2009
N., The receiving of a blowjob while on the toilet, but instead of pooping in the toilet, it lands on the chest of the partner.
Some dude told me he gave his fiancee a hot blumpkin when they got home from their engagement party last night.
by AleHouseMan May 04, 2009
A better than regular blumpkin coined by the ever stoned teens of Colorado.
ChaCha definition: The act of giving a man a blowjob while he is on the toilet pooping.
ChaCha definition: The act of giving a man a blowjob while he is on the toilet pooping.
Damn, that girl at the mountain house offered to give me a steezy blumpkin but I turned her down remembering the incident in Mexico...
by GuitarJew April 14, 2009