Empire Biscuit

When two guys spit roast a menstruating girl. On ejaculation, they "glaze" her with their semen.

Carl: "D'you wanna go see "Rum Diary" at 8?"
Faith: "Sorry bro, I'm baking an Empire Biscuit with Jakob and Gabi"

"This coffee shop is the perfect place to pick up a girl who likes Empire Biscuits. I had a great one here last week"

Rebecca: "I feel really full after that Empire Biscuit"
Friend: "You dirty slut"

by Ring Lardner III November 14, 2011

Biscuit Beat

When a group of two or more guys stand around a biscuit and beat off upon said biscuit. The last one to ejaculate must eat the aforementioned biscuit making him the "winner."

Johnny entered the biscuit beat yesterday. He won't be eating biscuits for awhile.

by clowny_funk December 20, 2006

Biscuit Tan

The tan that many white girls get around the spring break time, in which their skin is brown.
Also to mean "brown on the outside, but white on the inside."

She came out of the tanning salon- she was white when she went in, but she's freaking BROWN now. She got a biscuit tan.

by She Isn't White Anymore April 5, 2009

Cheddar Biscuits

Another word I made up to describe Green Bay Packer Fans, the Green Bay Packer Players butts, or anyone living in Wisconsin. (Were already known as Cheese Heads but Cheddar Biscuits sounds better)

1) It's so neat going to Lambeau Field on a Packer game day and seeing all the "Cheddar Biscuits" tailgating in the parking lot.

2) I love looking at Aaron Rodgers "Cheddar Biscuits" on TV during the Green Bay Packer Games.

3) Them Cheddar Biscuits up in WI are all crazy Packer fans

by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011

buttermilk biscuits

One of the strangest and most highly acclaimed song by Sir-Mix-Alot. The singer has a very high pitched voice.

That dude sounds like the guy from Buttermilk Biscuits.

by Noe Of Your Biz March 14, 2005

Cheddar Bay Biscuits

Those tasty, addictive, butter/garlic/cheese biscuits they have at Red Lobster. They come free with a meal, have 160 calories each, are laced with crack, and are loved by minorities.

Man, we I got the munchies. Lets hit up Red Lobster and get some cheddar bay biscuits!

by Cale M May 2, 2007

biscuit hips

n. the gooey overflow from the top of low-cut jeans worn by chicks who shouldn't be wearing them. Similar to the way Pillsbury pop-n-fresh biscuits ooze out of the container when you pop them open.

Look at the nasty ass biscuit hips on that one.

by The Baker September 6, 2004