The Hottest and nicest and funniest human on the planet, Bettys so nice and amazing you'll always wanna be her friend no matter what happens even if your ex gets mad at her for wearing bettys scrunchie which is stupid youll still be friends.
by SkrtSkrt on the BertBert May 29, 2019

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

by Atreidius January 18, 2016

by Ye olde fuck stick December 12, 2013

When you keep pouring straight shots of liquor into somebody's mixed drink without the person knowing it, causing them to get super Ef'd up and not realize it.
by OGxZeUS January 3, 2022

You big Betty
by TheSlanger February 19, 2022

A girl who knows full well a guy is likely to cheat, hurt her and be an inconsistent loose cannon, yet instists on trying to 'fix' him under a narcissistic and twisted delusion that she's just the special girl out of everyone that's tried to effectively 'Tame the Incredible Hulk'
"She's still with him after he cheated 3 times and everyone around them warned her about him? She must have Betty Ross Syndrome."
by M4rk311 June 11, 2017
