Bed bros

A type of infestation somewhat like "bed bugs" in which bros inhabit one's bed.

Jason: Dude I was having the best dream and then I woke up because there were these guys in my bed bothering me.

Marvin: Sounds like you've got a nasty case of Bed bros.

by Showertime April 12, 2009

Bed Hair

the molting of the pubic hair with the evidence found in beds

Crap ive got bed hair, i wont sleep for a week

by Bucko February 6, 2003

Bed hog

Another for a whore or slut.

B. Mayer: man! That girl is a bed hog!

by NursingGirl3 February 13, 2019

bed set

The place where a person sleeps, usually consisting of: a mattress, sheets, blankets, pillows.

That chick that Baumann plowed last night messed up his bed set.

by aaronb41 August 21, 2008

bed then behead

Smash and Dash- French Revolution style

that hot bitch was one i wanted to bed then behead.

by Monsieur Talleyrand February 15, 2010

bed-thirty

Term used to denote how tired you are. Half-past when you should've have gone to bed.

*Yawn* It is bed-thirty. I've got to get up early to go to work in the morning.

by Shwords February 3, 2010

bed bench

a futon bunk bed

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.

by lamb777 December 11, 2010