A person who has a natural born gift to completely wreck another person or people by consistently throwing 'banter' their way.
Amelia: James you're really NOT a Master of Banter
James: Yes Amelia you are right! As always I might add! You are the Master of Banter.
Amelia: AWWW cheers Jay!
James: Yes Amelia you are right! As always I might add! You are the Master of Banter.
Amelia: AWWW cheers Jay!
by we northeners knowbetter October 15, 2010
Get the Master of Banter mug.The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"
Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"
Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"
Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
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The Bell Curve of Banter is a scale used to determine whither a joke or action is funny or "too far". One would compare the action which has just occurred with a typical bell curve with the very apex of the curve being top notch banter where everyone is having a great time. If any parties involved are adversely affected to the point where they are no longer enjoying themselves then the current exchange has surpassed the Bell Curve of Banter.
John: "Did you see that?! I just ruined Mike's chances with that girl!"
Gary:"Nah man. That's too far. You've surpassed the bell curve of banter."
Gary:"Nah man. That's too far. You've surpassed the bell curve of banter."
by CraigJDuffy March 30, 2016
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by dopeacha January 30, 2010
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Teacher: Who the FREAK keeps throwing paper in here?!?
Student #1: The boy in the... (interruption)
Student #2: Me? That's banter.
Teacher: SHUT UP!!!!! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CLASSROOM!!! YOU ARE EXPELLED AND I BETTER NOT HEAR THAT FUCKING WORD AGAIN!!!
Student #1: The boy in the... (interruption)
Student #2: Me? That's banter.
Teacher: SHUT UP!!!!! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CLASSROOM!!! YOU ARE EXPELLED AND I BETTER NOT HEAR THAT FUCKING WORD AGAIN!!!
by miwkyway753 December 15, 2014
Get the banter mug.Even though it was an unconvincing group stage win, the streets were filled with celebrating basters.
Khazil is a nice guy, for a baster.
Khazil is a nice guy, for a baster.
by Hexis August 18, 2008
Get the baster mug.A person who acts stupid, like calls someone a bad name, or punches someone's tummy, or just is being plain stupid. . .It resembles a fish that eats other fish because it's hungery. . .Or a fish that lets itself be eat by another fish. . .So it sorta attacks from both sides of the feild.
Man1: "Hey dude! Get back from that basterdfish, he's gonna hit you!!"
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Man1: "Hey dude! Are you gonna punch that little basterdfish??!! Nice!!!
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Man1: "Hey dude! Are you gonna punch that little basterdfish??!! Nice!!!
by Tomizzle April 10, 2008
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