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Batmanism

The philosophy of Batman, based on principles such as justice, no-killing rule, anti-gun stances, reach your max. potential etc.
Tim Drake is clearly a strict follower of batmanism.
by Batmanist March 5, 2024
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BATMAN

ONE WHO PUTS A BAT OR BATS IN MOUTH.
For example,BATMAN LEO PUTS TWO BATS IN HIS WIDE OPEN MOUTH THATS so BATMAN
by kingmxico24 December 21, 2008
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Joel is the true batman
by Batman95222 October 30, 2021
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Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One
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Cheeky Batman

The act of charging ones phone, whilest showering exciting oneself and masturbating.
"Why'd you take so long?"

"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."
by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015
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by Tits are my dinner August 17, 2023
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The batman funny asf specially if she hates Batman an loves Spider-Man.

While fucking a girl from behind grab a flashlight in the corner of the ceiling pull
by Dirty superheros February 26, 2018
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