I’m Batman

I’m Batman isn’t a term used when a man fights crime, but a term when a man is fighting to not end it all, really it is a cry for help

I’m Batman

by Pandapiers June 12, 2023

Batman

(verb) a term used when the person you are texting suddenly disappears from the chat, without telling you why or that they were gonna leave.

Person 1: we were talking and then he just batmanned on me 😔

Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(

by cooldude909 February 10, 2024

batman

Bruce Wayne.

Now you all know who Batman REALLY is.

by bubba da prince October 23, 2017

batman

The act of getting highly intoxicated and on the car ride home sticking your head outside the window and start screaming BATMAN!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations you have now been Batmaned.

Driving home from your wife's baby shower after becoming intoxicated and screaming out the window Batman.

by Givenone March 14, 2014

Batman

A deranged orphan that happens to be a ninja.

Batman is pretty cool, but he's got some fucking issues.

by _(:| 」∠)_ September 20, 2016

batman toe

An optical illusion where camel toe takes on the appearance of batman in the crotch area resulting from an excessive wedge in a womans genital region from tight fitting clothes

Dam - did you see that girls ass when she bent over, her pants so tight her pussy looked like batman toe

by Mr. Wine Bag April 5, 2017

batman weight

Someone who has a low tolerance to goons

Lucy is a batman weight

by ez._.zen April 24, 2023