Birchmount Baseball

A house league midget team that can't play defence if their lives depended on it

"Took an easy W against Birchmount Baseball today"

by Jman4510fukyobitchhh July 18, 2017

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

ugly beeball

An ugly beeball is someone who believes they know the words to the song and sings the song so everyone can hear. Only to find out that the words that they are singing aren't even close to being correct and they get schooled by everyone around them about how the song really goes.

Ugly beeball is defined as someone who thinks they know the correct words to a song but don't and sings their own version.

Person singing in front of everyone: "... there's a bad move on the right..."

Everyone else: "What are you singing?! The words are, 'there's a bad moon on the rise'"
Singer: "Ooohhh... I thought it was a metaphor!"

by tratgypsy fdsafdsaa March 14, 2018

American Baseball

When somebody throw's a baseball in Your'e Anal And Large Amount Of People Watch It As It Happens.

Man,I need some Attention i Should Start American Baseballing

by IMsorrynot July 21, 2018

Alaskan Baseball

When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.

Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 28, 2019

14" baseball-bat ho

the most common use for a sloppy second bitch

dont you dare use my backyard or youll go from a batcave to a 14" baseball-bat ho

by Cody5050 January 27, 2021

Tomato Baseball

The act of a male engaging in vigorous vaginal intercourse with a female while she is pregnant, specifically in the earlier months of her term when the fetus resembles a medium sized tomato or so does the head of it.

“Girl you wanna go watch a ball game with me?”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”

by Jakerthememebaker August 4, 2021