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Brandon

A person who most likely has glasses, has feminine qualties, and of Idian descent. If he plays video games, probably has the worst aim out of all of his friends. Has a 37% chance of being gay as well.
BRANDON SUCKS ASS!
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A 4 eyed big boned fuck
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Brandon is usually associated with a fat, dorrito eating hacker who would try anything to be a tough guy
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Man, this kid named Brandon has the big gay
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I could really use a brandon right now to please my needs
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This Steelers loving, Duke fanatic, Meme King is sure to tell it how it is. He is also one to claim he’s always invited to “the cookout”, but we all know that’s still up for debate. His funny and wild side is not to be overshadowed by his sensitive, true self. One to always be his own harshest critic but won’t forget to give himself the pat on the back he deserves. Doesn’t shove broccoli down your throat like his annoyingly healthy bestie. Aka, he has no problem binge eating a whole pineapple pizza with you and won’t judge you for it either. Final note, the biggest kid at heart in the room.
“Man, I saw Brandon last night and I forgot how much I miss that kid
by youllneverkn0w March 1, 2019
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1. Literally the biggest fucking pleb you’ll ever need
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that Brandon guy?
Person 2: Yeah, I have a class with him. Such a fucking pleb.
by TheSuperiorElephaht July 26, 2018
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