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Brandon is a masculine guy who most often identifies as gay. He is a thrill seeker and loves making spontaneous decisions. Most if not all Brandon's are extremely handsome and will attract many males and females.
Damn, I wish I was a Brandon so I could get all the guys and girls.
Brandon by theraldicktionary August 7, 2018
A 15 year old boy that trys to be funny, but really isn’t. An idiot.
Brandon needs to shut up.
Brandon by cloutlord69 August 16, 2018
An amazing human being who has a large penis brandon is the best person in the entire world
Your amazing
Your a brandon
Brandon by Yourmum1019/11 August 20, 2018
a huge manchild who screws you over the limit. He's such a moron, when you say fuck you to him he says thank you. All in all, he's a shit.
Oh no, here comes that shit, Brandon again
Brandon by MrrTurtle34 August 22, 2018
A man with a micropenis
That man has a small penis, he must be a Brandon!
Brandon by BigBoyMan August 23, 2018
Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny
Brandon by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018