Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
Get the Excel sheet attraction mug.Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.
Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?
by Andy Sword January 25, 2011
Get the attention shite mug.When a large group of people "texts" a mutual friend excessively in an attempt to anger said friend. Although the word relates to text messaging people, it can also be used when leaving voice mails in the same manner.
by KGsoulman5000 February 26, 2011
Get the Attaxting mug.When with a group of 2 or more puppies, the event that occurs when they all vie for one's attention. When petting one dog, the other(s) climb on top of, nip, or otherwise hurt the first puppy, desperate for the attention of the person.
I was petting one of the puppies from Jade's litter when it turned in to an attention mosh pit - all the other puppies began fighting each other to be petted.
by I'm Really Not Okay July 4, 2011
Get the Attention Mosh Pit mug.Girls who brag about drinking in hopes to get attention; Usually through social media sites such as Facebook.
by HiRa 303 December 30, 2011
Get the Attention Drunk mug.A small form of self-mutilation for one to make themselves seem "depressed" and have pity from others. Commonly used amongst kids who seek attention from others.
Andrei: "Why does cutting myself feel so good?"
All of his friends: "Quit giving yourself attention scratches, pussy."
All of his friends: "Quit giving yourself attention scratches, pussy."
by Kingoftheozone69 January 16, 2012
Get the Attention Scratch mug.Like an attention whore but even worse. This type of female not only craves attention, but feels entitled to it. She feels so ridiculously entitled to attention that she will bad mouth anybody who does not give it to her. What makes this kind of girl even worse is the fact that when she does bad mouth the person who isn't giving her the attention, she will often do so to many people, spreading dirty gossip and/or lies, in hopes of damaging that persons reputation. She can become very front and/or back stabbing, all because she didn't get the attention that she felt she was entitled to.
Justin: Hey Pedro, Monica is totally talking shit about you, and telling every body how your such an ass hole!
Pedro: Yeah, she's just mad because I ignore her when she tries to talk to me.
Justin: Why do you ignore her?
Pedro: She is completely fake, and I don't associate with fake people.
Justin: She talks all that mad shit on you simply because you don't give her any attention? Wow, what an attention predator!
Pedro: Yeah, she's just mad because I ignore her when she tries to talk to me.
Justin: Why do you ignore her?
Pedro: She is completely fake, and I don't associate with fake people.
Justin: She talks all that mad shit on you simply because you don't give her any attention? Wow, what an attention predator!
by Colanator August 16, 2013
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