Predetermined Abortion

An abortion that is predetermined. Specifically when someone gets pregnant, it is already determined that the baby will be aborted.

Oh you were pregnant? Did you give your kid a predetermined abortion???

by Dbcw June 10, 2025

God Abortion

A miscarriage. An abortion not chosen by a human.

The Republican senator's mistress didn't have a god abortion, he paid for her to get a doctor abortion

by America is the bad place July 12, 2025

Implicit assertions

I mean the entire point of showing me these conceptually adjacent things is to make implicit assertions that are ultimately just options they have. "If people are going shoot schooling they're nothing specific causing it."

Hym "Implicit assertions that just aren't true. I'm not letting this work. What is happening here need to be reversed and I need to be made whole. Legally and monetarily. And they are lying to their audiences about what's happening so they don't have to make an argument or lose an argument in front of them. The women want nothing they aren't going to get and the men are trying to make me. And that's how this has worked. They are just shoving my head into the COLORED water fountain and I refuse to drink. And not they are trying to deprive me and say that if I don't drink than I don't get to drink. I'm not fucking apologizing. You are wrong. Kendra was wrong. Noah was wrong. Randy was wrong. Jordan was wrong. And if that wrongness does not stop affecting me I know exactly what I'm going to do about it."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2025

Burrito Abortion

Taking a dump whilst a female is on her period. Leaving behind a poop amassed with blood resembling one of life’s partisan issues… but brown.

“Sorry it took so long in there, I was passing a burrito abortion.”

by Brayden Moore December 7, 2025

Back Alley Abortion

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.

Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)

Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.

by SoothsayerA May 5, 2018

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

Daelynn's Abortion Clinic

A very nice abortion clinic.

Daelynn, from Daelynn's Abortion Clinic, No Fetus Can Beat Us. How may i help you?

by big dick boooyyyy March 10, 2020