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Chicken Asshole

That wing you find in your order that really isn't quite a chicken wing and may not even be chicken in the first place.
Out of the 12 wings I ordered only 11 were wing and 1 was a chicken asshole.
by Ponytail hater May 19, 2021
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tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear

A phrase meaning really powerful and fast, especially relating to old muscle cars, and only used by white dudes from Florida.
Don't let the rust fool you, that ol' El Camino 'll tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear.
by ka-chan April 12, 2012
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My Ass is an Asshole

When your ass is most active at inconvenient times.
Scenario 1: You are on a bus that is full, but silent and you really need to let one rip
You (Silently talking to self): "My ass is an asshole at the current time..." *PRRRRRT*

*1 million eyes in your direction*
You (Talking aloud): "Shit..."
by I-Am-The-Cold July 23, 2014
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master of assholery

The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery
by Shouldveshatthebed February 6, 2017
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Self-proclaimed asshole

When someone knows they're an asshole, they're a self-proclaimed asshole. A self-actualized anything is someone who does not yet know who they are, they're still trying to find themselves to find out why people in the world can be well, assholes.
Everyone considered Tommy a narcissistic coward except Tommy. Tommy considered himself an asshole, or as Tommy liked to call it, a self-proclaimed asshole.
by Solid Mantis August 13, 2017
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voltron's asshole

when a group of long term friends agree to go to an event together and everyone attends except for 1 that person is declared voltron's asshole.
After weeks of planning, we all agreed to attend the concert. Mike had no legitimate reason not to go and was declared to be voltron's asshole.
by Tbone! August 9, 2018
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low key asshole

Someone who may not want to be/act/appear as an asshole, but totally pulls some asshole moves
Man, Eric is nice and all but a total low key asshole when it comes to (insert particular issue here).
by Ew It’s Me January 20, 2019
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