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apples and carrots

A descriptive term of happy thoughts or delightfully random things; sometimes this is used in a sarcastic manner in order to bring attention to one's lack thereof.
Sweet, like apples and carrots.

"How are you?"
"Well, I'm alive."
"Aren't you just full of apples and carrots."
by Silliness October 29, 2008
mugGet the apples and carrotsmug.

Trash Apple

Generic term which can be applied to any foodstuff which has been in the garbage.

Used in a pejorative sense to refer to one who eats said item; ie trash apple eater.
Kate tried to deny that she ate the trash apple but Marc took a picture of her fishing it out of the bin.
by Jake_Lazer July 3, 2011
mugGet the Trash Applemug.

apple sider

A sexual position used during applecourse due to the side-slung location of male apple genitalia
After a long day in the cold, he was ready for a hot apple sider
by All Access Andy February 4, 2009
mugGet the apple sidermug.

adam's apple

The lump at the front of the neck, in men and some women, that is caused by the angle of the thyroid cartilage surrounding the larynx.

Webster's 1913 dictionary states that the term "… is so called from a notion that it was caused by the forbidden fruit, (an apple) sticking in the throat of our first parent."
"I can see your adam's apple. Sometimes I wonder who thought of calling it an "adam's apple". They must have felt really cool though when everyone started calling it that."
by ERINsistable December 10, 2008
mugGet the adam's applemug.

Apple Fanboy

Someone who bows before an apple shrine 2 times a day (sunrise and sunset). Usually ignorant and having a go at Microsoft and Google nerds.
- Have you seen that ignorant prick applefboy spreading his crap about Microsoft all over Twitter?
- Yeah, what an apple fanboy!
by applefboy November 14, 2010
mugGet the Apple Fanboymug.

Apple sack

He has a big apple sack.
John was punched in the apple sack twice.
by Nik Gonzales May 23, 2006
mugGet the Apple sackmug.

Purple Apple

a love bite on the adams apple normally given against the wishes of the man getting hence the hand wrapped around his balls to stop him fighting back
i forgot it was mikes birthday today so i gave him a purple apple HA HA HA HA
by bebebe November 16, 2003
mugGet the Purple Applemug.

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