The San Andreas Fault

My answer to the nuclear bomb. Someday (Hopefully in 2010, I'll be out of California in 2009) it will rupture, and cause California to sink into the pacific.

Newscaster: In other news, the San Andreas ruptured and caused a 9.9 earthquake, then, California sank into the pacific, wait, that’s not news, like anyone cares about that, California sucks.

by Jon March 15, 2005

Andres Lara

A male from Ecuador.

Andres Lara is from Ecuador

by Joshua Porr January 6, 2009

andres

yummy <3

andres is gonna be SEXY when we get into high school :D

by brianna&macie. October 18, 2008

Andres the Short Mayate

Andres a guy that tries too hard to get pussy but actually wants dick. His dick is usually between 1-2 inches erect and goes for girls that are too ahead of his league. He makes a good friend but only when you’re with others so you can laugh at him. He looks like Toro Max and he wonders why he gets no bitches. Andres is about 3”5 ft on a good day.

No mames look at Andres the Short Mayate trying to get at Daniela.

by Andy the Mayate October 12, 2019

andress

the tip of a penis

yo my andress is crusty af

by Jijt February 5, 2019

Andrei

Andrei is a guy that wants to marry you.

Girl 1: "A guy asked me to marry him today."

Girl 2: "He must be an Andrei."

by Mushkaaaa October 21, 2011

Andrei

Someone who is ridiculously mentally autistic, this decease is diagnosed with HIV laced with cocaine. This unidentified specie has a laugh close to a hyena.Once you hear this laugh you get a instant autistic attack.
(special info) It's only known weakness is a bitch named Aby. Issa hoe.

(insert feminist) "Look at that Andrei, such a retard."
(insert Andrei patient) "OMG i am offended, i will call daddy Andrei on your flat pancakes ass!"

by Yo Nigga, Tyrone January 1, 2018