a hoe and he deserves to die he sucks d*** every day. he smells like a goat and looks like a pinto bean
by BREDON URIE TOP November 29, 2017
Get the elijah murphymug. Micheal: Yo Dan shotgun this beer.
Dan: *shotguns beer*
Micheal: Fuck yeah that reminds me of Elijah Nacke!
Dan: *shotguns beer*
Micheal: Fuck yeah that reminds me of Elijah Nacke!
by DawgWalk21 July 26, 2025
Get the Elijah Nackemug. Elijah is a superior person, Elijah is above all, Elijah gets unlimited bitches, Elijah is the guy to call when need, Elijah is just dat nigga
by a relatable ahh nigga fr May 3, 2022
Get the Elijahmug. Elijah Samuel Tongco's are usually extremely hot, looking like a 6 foot black bodybuilder. Sometimes in his asian form, he can solve the hardest mathematical equations with only his yoyo. This man is the definition of perfect. Anyone who walks by will immediately stop and gaze at his beautiful assets. As a master of the martial art of rizz, he has claimed at least 4 women. He enjoys kpop and pulls TWICE members like he's pulling your mother.
by AnonymousDuck3969 March 21, 2023
Get the Elijah Samuel Tongcomug. Literally the biggest thot I know, he’s a male thot but is in denial and will never confess. He’s also very confusing and bad at being nice. And he will never send a picture of more then half his face.
by Juliaisnotathot January 9, 2019
Get the Elijahmug. 
He's cute and hot, all the girls want him and he is a good pussy eater remember kids hit the him up to get your phone pussy eaten :)
by By lilboysockabitch June 3, 2018
Get the Elijahmug.