Piedmont, Alabama

Where winners come from.

Person one: Hey you know Matt?
Person two: He's from Piedmont, Alabama. He's a winner.

by allidoiswinwinwin November 30, 2011

Hoover Alabama

A City full of rich, stuck up, fake, immature, teenagers. They pretend to be your friend and then they talk about you behind your back.
They think are the best things ever. But they aren't. They will turn on you at an minute! Most people live in nice house and drive nice cars and get whatever they want.
There are lot of backstabbers in Hoover AL.
The relationship never last because everyone only cares about themselves and they don't have enough room in their heart to care about someone else.

Person 1: That girl is a such a backstabber!
Person 2: Oh, that's because she is from Hoover Alabama.

by hooverdude January 9, 2011

alabama taco

An alabama taco is were a man opens the girls vaginal canal and poops in it leaving a taco looking thing

Hey guys I just gave my girlfriend an alabama taco it felt so good.

by johnathan russell January 11, 2012

Alabama Upchuck

When a drunk and disorderly person goes down on their partner and throws up on their partner's genitals

Yo, how did it go with that chick last night, did you bang her?
Nah, she was upset and left early after I gave her an Alabama Upchuck

by x_Z$_x January 27, 2011

Alabama breathalyser

When you have to give a cop a blowjob to get out of going to jail.

To keep from going to jail Melanie has to give an Alabama breathalyser.

by Jayblack81 April 1, 2011

Alabama Uncle

The man you think you know and trust, 'til he rapes you up the butt

Travis: I thought my uncle Pat was so cool before

Ciera: Dude, we all know that guy's your Alabama Uncle, how did you not see that coming? He's always been a little touchy on you..

by tmoult20 June 10, 2010

Alabama Breakfast

When she runs out of cream cheese for her bagel and she provides a blowjob on the toilet before you get in the shower to spread on her bagel.

Girl 1: I'd rather have an Alabama Breakfast then a dry bagel.
Girl 2: Me too, I had an Alabama Breakfast yesterday. The key is to get the "cream cheese" in the freezer for a few minutes.
Girl 1: Great idea. The warm "cream cheese" always throws me off.

by BlueNote September 6, 2013