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Rum Runner

A rum runner is a type of flask used to sneak alcohol into a social place that prohibits bringing any. For example many people flasks like this to sneak alcohol onto cruise ships but can be used anywhere.
Craig: Dude I lost forgot my wallet I can't buy any drink.
Josh: don't worry I got my rum runner
by Kazotsky March 14, 2018
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Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
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Runner's Tumor

This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.
Oh for fuck's sake - said Einstein - my Runner's Tumor is trashing my brain again!
by breadakita December 21, 2020
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Glen Runners

Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.
Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.
by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021
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a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.
bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you
by Tom TNT May 12, 2025
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river runner

1. slaves escaping through the mississippi river 2. a racial slur for a black person
by dirk dinkum February 25, 2020
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Runner

It’s where you just drink beer until you can’t usually over a period of a couple days or all day one day
Me and my buddy went on a great runner last weekend🍻
by Micob Giles January 20, 2020
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