Cloud Plant

To refer to marijuana.

You got and cloud plant bruh?

by Budand22 April 30, 2017

chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant

1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"

by thespirit June 30, 2009

to Plant

Elite:Dangerous slang
to Plant means to (sub-target and) shoot a ship's powerplant.

his shields were regening, i had to aim fast to plant the bastard

by HammerPavel July 31, 2017

Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014

planted

Planted can be a code word for stoned, or in other words, high off of weed. It’s used to disguise more obvious words.

Dude I feel so planted right now not gonna lie...

by sappysardene August 12, 2021

Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.

• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”

by MrGreen August 18, 2023

Boob Plant

When a person plants a punch on ones boobies

"Oh, how did that cat fight with Shaniqua go?"
"Oh, well I pulled out her weave and than gave her a boob plant."
"Well you go girl!"

by Bob is bear cool January 3, 2015