noob strafe

A noob who is new to strafing (commonly in an FPS) and usually bumps into walls or falls off the platform while trying to dodge shots from their opponent. Pretty funny to watch.
The noob thought he was hot shit with his noob strafe...that is until he fell of the platform into the abyss.

The noob strafe led him running into the wall giving me an opprotune chance to kill him.
by flabby---- May 19, 2006
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get noob

that one momentous moment when you get die in a game
by irng dexo March 02, 2020
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zquest noobs

Players in Guild Wars, more than not PvE noobs, who only go to PvP to finish zaishenquests (zquests) to get zaishencoins to get their PvE stuff. They suck horribly at PvP and everybody farms them for free Balthazar Faction / Title Points.
zquest noob: hey, want to roll?
PvP dude: no, i farm zquest noobs!
by Strng April 28, 2009
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Get noob

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by Diarrhea shitfuck August 22, 2019
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chainsaw noob

An expression used on gears of war by pissed of gamer to describe a guy that is skilled enough to maneuver their shots and get close enough to chainsaw them.
noob who keeps getting chainsawed: waaahh! chainsaw noob keeps killing me!! Stop it or I'll give you a bad report!

The so called chainsaw noob: ermm.. First, you can't report me for killing you. Second I'll stop when you manage to kill me
by safeway XD May 14, 2007
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Christmas Noob

A person who has recieved a video game for Christmas, despite the fact that thousands of others already had the game. When they play they get their ass shat on. One can always tell a Christmas noob because 2 - 5 days after christmas, they're level of skill/rank is much lower than others'.
Wow, that kid just got raped, he must be a christmas noob.

How is that kid only a level 17?!?! Oh, wait...christmas noob.
by Strummer52 January 06, 2010
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Sports Noob

One who pretends to know sports, but obviously doesn't. The opposite of a sports snob.
Sports Snob: Dude did you see the Cardinals game last night? Pretty crazy eh?

Sports Noob: Uhh ya...Pujols was on fire.

Sports Snob: Wow. baseball season is over. I was talking about the football game you sports noob!
by alex_bruin November 09, 2009
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