Dress

Put on one's clothing.

Graham bathed and dressed fast.

by Arminkshipper June 14, 2024

cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back

that's cause spooning in a dress duh

by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019

vagina dress

A dress that is questionably a child's extra large t-shirt. You can see the individuals vagina.

It's rush week, grab your vagina dress and let's hit the town!!!

by Msmoney December 18, 2017

Dress

A piece of clothing that is soooo long

Friend A: What is a dress?
Friend B: A piece of clothing that is soo long

by Lol I’m gay and trans and abro August 27, 2023

sunday dress

something we saw your sister wearing, apparently.

“i see your sister in a sunday dress”

- axl rose

by tatum ?! April 1, 2024

Dressing the Skeleton

When one does a pointless task for no other reason than to satisfy the deranged humor of another individual.

Person 1: Why are you painting the grass red?
Person 2: Just dressing the skeleton for the boss. He thinks it is funny for some reason.
Person 1: You are retarded.

by fingergunmitch July 22, 2018

NASA Dress Rehearsal

When sleeping next to your partner and you line up your butthole directly with a partner’s hole and fart. Their reaction let’s you know if the rehearsal was a success and you’re ready to move on to space docking.

I woke up my wife by lining up my butthole to her butthole to perform a NASA Dress Rehearsal before the space docking later in the month. She screamed that she felt the fart deep in her butt. I knew then, my years of preparation made me ready for the Space Dock. T-minus 20 days…

by Ice Meow September 24, 2022