Derek

Derek can be a bit of a doof and make stupidest and weirdest choices but deep down Derek's hearth is in the right place and he's a good guy for a laugh.

Derek what the hell, you're mad weird bro, (laughing)

by J. A. J. April 6, 2022

Derek

Anyone that has a penis size of above 9inchs

Have u seen derek?
Yeah his cock is massive

by garvin201 April 8, 2022

Derek Stephen Prince

he turned into Switzerland. He is still Switzerland

Derek Stephen Prince

by quartz89 April 13, 2022

Derek Nichols

The cutest life form known to man.

Person one: Holy smokes man look how happy Derek Nichols is right now.

Person two: I wish I was as happy as D Nics.

by TENNER SNIPER SUPREME April 20, 2022

Derek

A callous man with a perpetual thousand yard stare. The light in his eyes burned out years ago.

"Man, that guy doesn't give a fuck about people's feelings. He's definitely a Derek."

by treyu3 November 11, 2021

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

Derek

The local dipshit

This motherfucker Derek has made me close five nights in a row, what the fuck?

by Synnaro March 20, 2022