Dick Beers

Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.

Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard

Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"

"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"

Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"

"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"

by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020

beer orphan

a beer someone doesn't like but takes to a party mixed in with other beers in effort to pass it off. Usually a weird flavor included with a Sam Adams seasonal pack, like cherry or chocolate bock. The beer continues to be passed on from party to party in this way, continuing its foresaken journey forever.

get me a decent brew out of the cooler, not one of those beer orphans Phil brought.

by Bumpyjonas March 7, 2017

beer back

When ordering a shot the bar provides an optional cheap beer to wash it down.

He got a tequila shot with a beer back for $4.00.

by Blizzard Milan June 16, 2018

beer church

A bar that opens early on sundays. The word "beer" is sometimes omitted as an understood modifier.

"Bye! See you in beer church!"

by Norm!! October 22, 2006

casual beers

A few beers one says they are going out to drink but not end up trashed wondering where they were in the morning. This usually never is how the night goes and they always throw more then a few back.

John-" Yo we have a game tomorrow I think I'm just gonna go out and have a few casuals (casual beers)."
Rob-"We'll see how that ends up."
....
John-"Bartender run a tab, I'll be here all night."

by naadum August 23, 2016

Beer Cheese

Female discharge

I would have eaten her pussy out, but she had beer cheese coming out of her.

by Mr. Anti Beercheez October 4, 2008

Koala Beer

In Australia a popular tourist buy is a tiny koala bear that can clip on to things. When said Koala bear is attached to the top of a beer the otherwise colloquial beverage is then transformed into a koala beer.

"Dude check it out, it's a koala beer!"

by IamCanadain December 12, 2009