smelly bum face

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy
by Bobson69 October 25, 2017
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smelly twee

A smelly twee is a scottish term to describe rats that live close to humans.
Joke varietions such as "tweeaaboos" are also often overheard.
by saucecook69420 August 31, 2018
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Smelly fishy peen

Where you have so much dick cheese and you never clean the peen.
Bro my girlfriend said I have a smelly fishy peen so I shot her ass.
by Big black salami July 31, 2019
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smelly jappy

a smelly japseye on your penis often white
oi dude you have a smelly jappy I ccan smell it over the phone
by fingerblaster789 November 30, 2016
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smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 30, 2023
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smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 30, 2023
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smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 30, 2023
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