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Raspberry Monday

When a man kicks off the week by smearing a pot of raspberry mouse on his girlfriends pussy, and then licks it off while she holds a a bullet to her clitoris.

Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.
Baby i cant wait to get home tonight, I love a good Raspberry Monday!
by RaspberryMonday July 12, 2010
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Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.
Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024
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Monday

the day you realize you don't have to die to go to hell
I thought I wouldn't be punished for my sins until after my death. Apparently I was wrong, i happens on monday.
by Bloesem May 18, 2020
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Monday quarterbacking

1. Just bullshiting off the top of your head
2. Saying whatever comes to your mind
1. Jimmy was pretty much Monday quarterbacking the whole presentation
by Protein Dan July 30, 2018
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Bernkastel Monday

an international holiday where the chessboard flips and our Mother Bernkastel blesses us with good luck in our 5-day struggle
Persona 1: Man I really don't want to go to work on Monday...
Persona 2: Dude don't say that! It's Bernkastel Monday! Her never ending love will help you.
by ZenzenDamedaze May 13, 2024
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Monday

The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.
Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!
by Thatonepersonthatisdeppresed October 26, 2019
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monday

why monday ,
by big red balls11 January 21, 2019
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