Callum Elphinstone

This person has the biggest cock anyone had ever seen

wow callum elphinstone has a massive cock

by anonymous January 24, 2022

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callum carroll

a nonce who plays with 2 year old kids behind the kebab shop bins, he like to make girl noises and always eats the chicken nuggets from the dodgy kebab shop in totton

callum Carroll is a nonce

by louroo215 April 18, 2018

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callum

a shrek like figure

oh yeah that girl is such a callum

by jollyfigure09 April 9, 2020

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Callum

When questioned on the topic of football, becomes as useful as an underwater fire station (Nee-Naw)

Person A- "Callum, who won the 2007 Ballond'Or?"
Callum-"Pele",(says with chest, and fully believes he is 100% correct

by steve keyboard man August 2, 2023

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Callum core

A state of being in which you are fully enveloped into acting non-homosexual yet you are. Even if there are multiple sources which say you are you keep acting Callum core.

Alex: I'm not gay I swear!
Mike: yes you are!
Alex: I'm a straight white male!!
Mike: you might be a bit Callum core.

by The alphabet is a lie March 4, 2024

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