Zombie Log

A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.

Aww man, the toilet got plugged by my massive zombie log

by Bulletmunchr December 11, 2007

Zombie Hunting

Zombie Hunting is the practice in which one searches for drunk-outta-their-mind bitches at a party, lures them to a safe area and has sex with them as long as they finish by cumming in their face. Cumming in their face is essential, as only a headshot can kill a zombie.

Timmy: Hey, Fred. Want to go zombie hunting?

Fred: What's that?

Timmy: It's when find you find drunk chicks at parties, fuck 'em, and cum in their face.

Fred: What the fuck? That's disgusting!

Timmy: It's the only way to make sure they stay dead.

by Professional Zombie Hunter January 22, 2012

zombie rash

a rash contracted from kissing randoms at the bar who could be possible necrophiliacs.

Brisbane, Australia: Woman contracts zombie rash after making out with a 23 year old male necrophiliac. (Unknown to her at the time) Police caught the man and he was imprisoned. TRUE STORY! Bet you'll think twice before picking up a random now!

by Vegas Craps Wee February 3, 2012

Zombie Boyfriend

A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.

Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."

Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."

by rpcarnell July 29, 2011

Bitch Zombie

the last zombie in black opps that you dont kill so that you can fix every thing.

me:"hay Tevin weres the bitch zombie"

Tevin: "in the theather room"

me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"

by Vilot October 21, 2011

zombie poop

When a girl is on her period, the color of the poop is green but there's also blood coming out her cooch at the same time so it's like a zombie because of the color and the blood.

Tonya "Girll are you on your period?"
Loni "Well I guess I am because I just had the most painful zombie poop"
Tonya "I hate those"

by urwatermelonlovinkneegrow December 10, 2022

Fashion Zombie

A person with jet black hair, makeup, most often called a goth. Also a song sung by the AquaBats

"These children of the undead look dress for the endless Halloweens
And this horror-like production takes total dedication
Of black clothes and pale complexions
Rock jet black hair to match their make up.
And who can blame them?
They walk the asphalt cemetaries.
These Fashion Zombies.
The must have been born that way. "

by Babbzilla April 4, 2008