Zombie Boyfriend

A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.

Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."

Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."

by rpcarnell July 29, 2011

zombie computer

A computer connected to the internet that has been compromised by a some form of virus. An infected machine will generally be used to perform malicious tasks of one sort or another under remote direction through a botnet.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.

There are 148,000 new zombie computers created per day.

by DethBoxX v1 March 5, 2010

Bitch Zombie

the last zombie in black opps that you dont kill so that you can fix every thing.

me:"hay Tevin weres the bitch zombie"

Tevin: "in the theather room"

me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"

by Vilot October 21, 2011

Zombie Log

A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.

Aww man, the toilet got plugged by my massive zombie log

by Bulletmunchr December 11, 2007

zombie poop

When a girl is on her period, the color of the poop is green but there's also blood coming out her cooch at the same time so it's like a zombie because of the color and the blood.

Tonya "Girll are you on your period?"
Loni "Well I guess I am because I just had the most painful zombie poop"
Tonya "I hate those"

by urwatermelonlovinkneegrow December 10, 2022

speedcore zombie

to indulge oneself in listening excessively to music ranging to 250 to 1000 bpm (beats per minute) that we commonly known as speedcore

god anthony ur such a speedcore zombie when

by specialtony July 13, 2007

Fashion Zombie

A person with jet black hair, makeup, most often called a goth. Also a song sung by the AquaBats

"These children of the undead look dress for the endless Halloweens
And this horror-like production takes total dedication
Of black clothes and pale complexions
Rock jet black hair to match their make up.
And who can blame them?
They walk the asphalt cemetaries.
These Fashion Zombies.
The must have been born that way. "

by Babbzilla April 4, 2008