You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

If that's what you believe then shoot me

During the end of the spec ops, the line campaign John Konrad said this

No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad

by Smart words sussybaka January 10, 2022

you didadida me, I hualahuala you

Chinese saying, means "A drop of water should be repaid in a spring" in English and "滴水之恩，当涌泉相报"

-So what is it?
-You didadida me, I hualahuala you.

by xiaodizhuxusuan May 20, 2023

I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

Commonly used with two pictures, and the last image is cursed and all you hear is “ I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫”

Person 1: You: 🐴
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024

Will you marry me?

That's not how you do that...

Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

I bet you think about me

I bet you think about me is a sentence that swifties use for their friends. This means if a swiftie traumatises their friend with Taylor Swift, everytime when they will see a post about Taylor Swift they will immediately sent it to their swiftie friend and they will think about them.

Morgan: (sents a post about Taylor Swift)
Lizzie: I bet you think about me❤️

by lizziesiwft (taylor’s version) December 9, 2023

You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!

It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.

Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023