A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!
by SP1031 February 23, 2017
Get the Marked Woodmug. Wood butt
A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.
Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.
A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.
Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.
Me: "Hey man, can I get a hand moving some furniture tonight? You don't still have Wood butt do you?"
Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"
Me: "Can you help or not?"
Friend: "Well I would but..."
Me: "What the f, you still have it."
Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"
Me: "Can you help or not?"
Friend: "Well I would but..."
Me: "What the f, you still have it."
by Hwolf August 23, 2012
Get the Wood buttmug. by uttam maharjan July 13, 2012
Get the day woodmug. Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....
by Trollstoy May 21, 2013
Get the Trucker's woodmug. Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.
by gerierection December 8, 2011
Get the Spray Woodmug. The act of pouring a pint down your mates back and allowing it to flow through his hairy arse and into the recipients mouth laying underneath him.
by BiscuityBoy February 1, 2022
Get the through the woodsmug. Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.
by opiuyt April 27, 2011
Get the Staining the woodmug.