Bird ringer

A person who stalks areas women tend to congregate under the pretense of researching local bird populations. Said person then catches and 'rings' as many females (birds) as possible. Ringing being the act of slipping a lubed up finger into their anus, at least two knuckles must enter for it to be classed as a successful ring.

We have recently finished compiling our 2020 ringing totals, and despite the lockdown, and the subsequent challenges and changes that followed, bird ringers researching our local populations in the area managed to catch and ring just over 5000 birds during the year. This is similar to many recent years, although down on the 8000+ ringed during the bumper year in 2019.

by Fishy Fenny January 18, 2021

The bird is poppin

When you get way too excited and pop a huge one downstairs

Bro, I just saw Remdawg and the bird is poppin!

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

chipping bird

A very rare bird from the Amazon that needs to be rubbed 4 times a day.

That's a chipping bird!

by thatstheticket December 6, 2010

Nehme Bird

A rare species of bird commonly found at High School Track meets and spanish Lip Syncs.

Dude, check out that Nehme bird.

by Chizzle for hizzle October 27, 2010

genital birds

Genital herpes.

Thinking that birds flying around your genitals

You have genital birds?
WHAT?
means you have herpes..

by YOITTIT February 5, 2010

Bird Bite

The act of playfully pinching a man's penis to catch them off guard while you say Boop!

John punched Peter in the face after Peter gave him a Bird Bite, it put a real strain on their relationship.

by Ericthegr8 January 13, 2023

Blood Birds

The Soviet Union’s special forces unit that tracked, hunted and slaughtered the remaining Nazis camped out in Europe.

A group of Nazis were camped out in a rural town in France but the Blood Birds took them out.

by International Russian Spy April 6, 2019