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Handsome William

When you go into a public bathroom for the opposite gender on accident, but you have already started shitting so you can’t go back and go into the right restroom.
“Well Hank I was in a hurry and the restroom doors were poorly labeled. It’s unfortunate I pulled a Handsome William, now all the woman in there think I’m a pervert.”
by It’s A Little Man January 30, 2022
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sketch williams

Insecurity . Having paranoid thoughts. Or even being cautious.

Man I don’t know bro. That sounds sketch Williams.
I was feeling so sketch Williams as soon as the car we were in flipped in the snow ! He was going 65 mph And my door side impacted the ground first.
by Auto May 5, 2019
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william shatner

The only actor in the world that spends the first half of his career building a name for himself and then spends the second half making fun of it.
Ever since he did that skit on SNL where he told people at a convention to get a life, Shatner had been mocking himself.
by insanitos January 30, 2004
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William and Mary

A small, public university in Williamsburg, Virginia. Often Called the "Alma Mater of the Nation" as many founding fathers were educated here.

Along with UVA, it is considered the most prestigious and selective college in Virginia, and among the most in the World.

As with other elite colleges, W&M suffers from bitter rejects who attend open enrollment colleges (like Virginia Tech) typing envious definitions on Urban Dictionary. In reality, W&M trumps their crap, open enrollment college in every single category.
Person 1: I dun gots inta' tech. I gun go eat my squerieel and fuck mu' sista now. The SouTh WiLl rAiiiiise again. Amen.

Person 2: Oh fuck yeah bro, just got into JMU! Wooooooooo pussy and coke 24/7

Person 3: I just want to smoke weed and finger paint all day......off to VCU I go.

If you're not into sister fucking, smoking weed and finger painting, or going braindead off liquor and coke....William and Mary might be for you.
by I survived W&M May 27, 2016
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William and Mary

A public college in Virginia; home of the Tribe.
WILLIAM AND MARY, A Poem:

"Virginia Tech's
For hicks and rednecks,
And the bigoted prigs are all 'Hoos;
Potheads will state
That VCU's great,
And James Madison takes 1.2's...

If you're looking for schools
Without rednecks or tools
Where we're smart and we aren't all on crack,
We're the place that'll win ya
Right here here in Virginia -
Go TRIBE and you'll never go back!"
by random hookup grl September 2, 2008
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Wendy Williams

A woman who's paid millions of dollars just to talk gossip about other celebrities.
Girl: have you seen the Wendy Williams Show?
Guy: no. But I've heard that she talks crap about people.
by Freezy17 January 25, 2017
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william holden

William Holden is another way of referring to a person who is "holding" marijuana for sale or distribution.
Me: Is William Holden at the party?
You: I saw him over by the deck.
by M00$3 May 8, 2007
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