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Chris Baker

Chris baker is an amazing man. He’s charming, Sweet, Tough, Funny, and will always stick up for the people he cares about. He’s been through A lot but never shows anyone that side of him. He puts everyone in front of himself and that’s cost him a lot but he’s came a long way and is strong as ever because of it. He has beautiful brown eyes, and gorgeous brown hair. He’s tall. He’s everything you could ever dream of. He’s goofy but calm. He can be rowdy but it’s always in a good way. He loves his family much more than he loves himself, but it’s because he can’t see what everyone else sees in him. He often feels as if he lost himself, but he can always make it back.
is that chris baker??

yeah, what a hell of a guy. :)
by Kworp754 November 23, 2021
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Hairy Baker's Dozen

A group of 12 hairy men with a hairy 13th man as their leader

See Hairy 12
That Hairy Baker's Dozen is a good looking group of dudes
by KöJøffə January 31, 2016
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Lucky Baker

Eating out a chick and discovering she's having a yeast infection.
Going down on a chick and finding this white pasty yeasty stuff down there and it's now on your tongue, known as the lucky baker
by viperpiper December 2, 2011
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baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)
One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.
by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020
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Elijah cape baker

Its the name of a person who produces cream
by Eli gyattt November 27, 2023
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Bakers dozen

It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .
"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"
by TankR November 25, 2020
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Chris Baker

Our first night was perfect. We watched my favorite movie. We talked in your car forever. You took me to my favorite place. You kissed me there. You took me to the beach at night. And then we went back to my place and you left at 6am. Everything was perfect that night. I wish it stayed that way but it didnt. You put on a show for me that night then I put on one for you. I tested you to see how you would treat me if I had nothing and you left a hole in my heart where I tattooed the memories I had of you.
Chris baker I loved you but you used me
by Josd1999 November 22, 2019
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